Jennifer (greennalgene) wrote in cougars,
Jennifer
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This is the funniest joke in the whole world.

He asked, "Lord, what about when there was only one set of footprints, and also a straight line with bootprints on one side and small, round circles on the other?" The Lord replied, "Those were the times that I carried you, and we were joined by a pirate pushing a wheelbarrow."

If I ever have another rag ceremony, this will be read at it.
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Excellent.
Even funnier. Caryn said she got some posters for the room, and I said anything was fine, just as long as it wasn't the story about Jesus and the footprints in the sand. Caryn was like "Oh, I really like that story actually"

I would like to point out that she is jewish.

Can I read it in a really serious way?
Yes. And I'll wear a skirt with no underwear so I can just pee at ragger's point without fear of making a fool of myself.
I feel like this would be the anti-ragger ceremony, much like my anti-chapel. Or chaple. whichever you prefer.
Jewish people believe in God.
I am sitting here with Nelson, and I was going to say that they don't believe in jesus, but apparently thats not true, it more like he isn't god. But eh.